February 2012
8 posts
“Republicans being against sex is not good… Sex is popular.”
– Alex Castellanos
Oliver: You re-wrote Jesus' death?
Hal: It was so violent. We need new stories!
Pharmacist: Were you in a car accident? Is that why you need the muscle relaxer?
Me: Nothing like that at all. Was just cleaning up in the kitchen. I reached down for something and sprained my back.
Pharmacist: Remember not to do that again.
“I think that the use of the term is appalling and offensive… The ‘c’ word...”
– Rep. Judy Chu (D-CA)
“Before he became a revelation, Jeremy Lin had played lots of basketball for lots...”
– Gregg Doyel
“Memories”
Whitney Houston
...
January 2012
16 posts
“Herman is the only former candidate who truly shares my values. It’s like our...”
– Stephen Colbert
Union Sues to Block Library Outsourcing RFP →
SEIU Local 721 is on the case!
“It’s unprecedented… You could see some members of Congress saying there’s...”
– Jonathan Zittrain, on stopping SOPA and PIPA
“For those of you at home, ‘awkward’ is a white people word that can be applied...”
– White People Problems
December 2011
8 posts
“When individual Asian foreigners are criticized, as they should be, there is the...”
– Frank Wu, on the passing of Kim Jong Il
“Since I’m the only Chinese person here, everyone knows me as Chen. They...”
– Pvt. Danny Chen (1992-2011)
“The president stayed for a little over 30 minutes. But he did not go up on...”
– Col. Ramon Dizon, head of Pres. Aquino’s security
“We are here, playing basketball, riding horses, riding Jet Skis, having fun...”
– Kim Jong Un, speaking with his dad’s sushi chef
“Gingrich said that Palestine had to be invented, and this is true. It is also...”
– Michael Kinsley
“For fado, you must not be very young, you must have the scars of life. If you...”
– Misia
Playing the Race Card - Episode 101 [Location:...
Elderly White Woman: Excuse me. Can you help me find something?
TSG: I’ll try. What’re you looking for?
EWW: It’s a restaurant, “China Express.” Do you know where that is?
TSG: Up the block. Hang a right at that bus stop. It’s on this side of the street.
EWW: Thank you!
TSG: You’re welcome.
EWW: I just *knew* you’d know where it was!
“Next to Romney, Gingrich seems authentic. Next to Herman Cain, Gingrich seems...”
– Maureen Dowd
November 2011
14 posts
“We liked this idea of, ‘Let’s just let it be everything.’ There doesn’t...”
– Guy Picciotto, on the release of audio from Fugazi’s archive of live 800 shows
“Gangsta rap and sexualized, semi-naked school girls are OK, but apparently not a...”
– Kalle Lasn, criticizing MTV, which he said has refused to sell air time for an antishopping ad depicting North America as a pig
“Newt Gingrich is a stupid man’s idea of what a smart person sounds like.”
– Paul Krugman
“Ferdinand Topacio, the lawyer for Mrs. Arroyo’s husband, said in a television...”
– Philippines’ Ex-President Is Arrested on Fraud Charges
“Filipinos appreciate symbolism… [Clinton] did not say anything unusual,...”
– Ramon Casiple, executive director of the Manila-based Institute for Political and Economic Reform
WatchAuralFixation #1945
October 2011
33 posts
Watch“Loves of a DJ” by Faroukh Virani
