February 2012
8 posts
“Republicans being against sex is not good… Sex is popular.”
– Alex Castellanos
Oliver: You re-wrote Jesus' death?
Hal: It was so violent. We need new stories!
Pharmacist: Were you in a car accident? Is that why you need the muscle relaxer?
Me: Nothing like that at all. Was just cleaning up in the kitchen. I reached down for something and sprained my back.
Pharmacist: Remember not to do that again.
“I think that the use of the term is appalling and offensive… The ‘c’ word...”
– Rep. Judy Chu (D-CA)
“Before he became a revelation, Jeremy Lin had played lots of basketball for lots...”
– Gregg Doyel
“Memories”
Whitney Houston
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